my crazy & funny life as documented by facebook

I couldn't sleep one night so I leisurely browsed my timeline, viewing old photos and reading previous wall posts, comments and status updates.

As I go farther into my timeline I was smiling and laughing as I read how crazy my status updates have been.

I have therefore painstakingly copied and pasted a few that may have made a couple of friends laugh reading them.

Velle Bacolod

September 29

before leaving for Bulacan, dropped off my laundry @ the laundry shop/ dress shop near my boarding house. While nanay was weighing my laundry......
Ako: Nay, magkano po papalit ng zipper?
Nanay: May zipper ka na ba?
Ako: Wala po eh.
Nanay: Pag walang zipper Ps. 50.00. Bili ka na lang, yun Waikiki para matibay.

Ako: (tahimik, nag-iisip. Waikiki? Waikiki?) Ahh YKK po, cge bili na lang po ako =)

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September 24 near Makati

Monday na, 4 days na lang Friday na =)

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September 22

Usapang taxi (friendly chat with manong driver)
ako: taga-san po kayo manong?
driver: taga-bulacan.
ako: ako din po, nagbo-board lang ako sa makati.
driver: kasama mo asawa mo?
ako: hahaha, dalaga pa po ako.
driver: siguro pihikan ka....
ako: ay hindi po, yun mga crush ko po ang pihikan =)

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Velle Bacolod

September 22 near Makati

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September 17 near Makati

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sabi ni Sharon binilhan daw si KC ng star ng bago nyang manliligaw......san ba nakakabili nun at bibilhan ko din si Piolo =)

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Velle Bacolod

September 14 near Makati

Papa says:
"nak, ilang taon ka na? ang laki-laki mo na. ang laki-laki ng tiyan moo. Papayat ka nga"

(take note, 2 weeks na akong walang rice nyan.....)

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September 8 near Makati

Last night during a whole body massage bonding with my girlfriends the girl who was massaging me felt the scar below my right rib cage which extends to my back suddenly stopped and asked if I am caesarian......hahaha!
Marz, Jms, Jed and I can't help but laugh, sa tagiliran pala hinuhugot mga baby pag CS =)

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Velle Bacolod

September 7

just sharing =)
dj: what's your name?
caller: delle po?
dj:DEL as in DELTA-ECHO-LIMA
caller:hindi po, DELTA-ECHO-LEMA-LEMA-ECHO po.
dj:ano ba hanap mo sa isang lalaki?
caller: yun pong looking forward, yun pong iniisip yun future.

sabi ni female caller kamukha nya julie ann santos while the male caller is kamukha naman daw ni Piyulo Pascual pero ka-boses ng voice over ng SOCO.

hahaha =)

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Velle Bacolod

September 7 via mobile

signs that you are already tired:
you type annal premium instead of annual premium & you read mailme@yahoo.com as ma-ilme@yahoo.com

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September 1 via mobile

Sabi sa Financial Wellness 101 have a life goal, set a deadline and put a price tag to it.
What if my life goal is to marry Piolo Pascual?
My deadline is forever and my price tag is my precious life =)

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Velle Bacolod

May 16 via mobile

Sabi ng horoscope ko courtesy of Libre:
may puting buhok ka na, dalaga ka pa!

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May 7 via mobile

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Ang buhay ko, simple lang.
Walang labis....
Sya na lang ang kulang.....

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Velle Bacolod

May 6, 2011 via mobile

The new girl in our section who saw my "22-yr old" bro dropped by the office the other day asked:
girl: ma'am ano nyo po un (guy) kahapon? Anak nyo po?

Kung idedemanda ko ang gilr na 'to,anong kaso ba pde isampa?
Ilagay ko na lang kaya ang batas sa aking mga kamay at saktan ko sya.....

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January 27 via mobile

Earlier @ the office.......
me:anything else, sir?
caller:lab u ol!
me:(kumabog dibdib, natigalan....i thought i heard i love you all
....that would be all lang pala na slang, hmp!
=)

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September 29, 2010

Velle Bacolod

January 19 via mobile

Sabi ni Rihanna sa song nya, she found love in a hopeless place.....san ba yang hopeless place na yan?

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January 17 via mobile

Kanina sa grocery....
Korean:is this camote? (pointing to the yellow root crops)
Ako: yes =)
Korean: is this camote also? (pointing to the red root crops)
Ako: yes =)
Korean: What's their difference?
Ako: Their just the same =), their both "camowte" =)

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January 11 via mobile

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Sinisinok ako.
Ibig bang sabihin tatangkad pa ako?
From 4"11 magiging 4"12 pa ako =))

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January 4 via mobile

Last night went to pick-up the shoes my bro and i ordered.
Tindero:ma'am un order po ng "anak" nyo wala pa.
Ako:DEDMA
(texted my bro instead to make sumbong)
my text says: bro, hahaha.anak daw kita sabi ng tindero grrrr!
Seconds later my bro was calling me and when i answered the phone he said...... "hello, Ma" and "bye, Ma"!

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Velle Bacolod

January 3 via mobile

Dalawa lang ang posibleng dahilan kung bakit nagsisikipan ang mga damit ko:
-poor quality ng fabric, umuurong!
-nagkapalit palit ng damit sa laundry shop!

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December 28, 2011 via mobile

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Can i call you Santa?
Kasi Santaon na kitang crush di mo pa rin ako pinapansin.
- RX Top 10 entry

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Velle Bacolod

December 16, 2011 via mobile

Ini-small ka ba nila?
Hayaan mo na, ini-BIG naman kita.....
=)

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November 17, 2011 via mobile

Wore my red flat shoes & use my red bag w/ it, sobrang init sa pila so naglabas ako ng pamaypay only to realize na it's also red....hahaha.
Binalik ko sa bag pulang pula na ako eh =)

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Velle Bacolod

September 16, 2011 via mobile

Give love on Christmas day daw sabi ng song.

Mahalin nya na kaya ako sa pasko?

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August 11, 2011 via mobile

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A friend asked me earlier kung anong gift ang gusto ko.
hmmmmm.....
sagot pang Ms. U: world peace
sagot pang emo: peace of mind
sagot true-to-life: all expense paid trip to Batanes, new laptop, flat screen tv, a nikon slr or a chance to see Piolo again in person =)

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July 18, 2011 via mobile

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Dalawang barker ng jeep,nag aagawan sa pasahero.
Sigaw ng isa "dito wifi, dito wifi"
Parang gusto ko lumipat ng jeep.....

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June 10, 2011 via mobile

Joke sa isang radio station:
karakter1:Pare, magaling ka na ah. Di mo na kinakausap ang sarili mo.
karakter2:Oo nga, Pare!magkagalit kasi kami ngaun eh!

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Velle Bacolod

May 19, 2011 via mobile

Over breakfast last sunday...
Ako:pa, magiging lolo ka na uli =)
Papa:(nanlaki mata) kanino?
Ako: (naisip kong lokohin, i was tempted for a while na sabihing ako kaya lang natakot ako sa kutsarang hawak nya na tumigil sa pagsubo hehehe = ))

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April 10, 2011 via mobile

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Lord, gawin nyo pong walo ang araw sa isang linggo.
Lima ang para sa trabaho,
tatlo ay para sa pahinga pero minsan puede din sa lakwatsa....

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March 7, 2011 via mobile

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Sabi ng cute facilitator during our pre-climb briefing, in case of hypothermia ang fastest remedy daw is group hug......hmmmm i like =)

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January 3, 2011 via mobile

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@ the office:
friend: borrow naman ako jacket mo?
ako: sure =)
friend: ok lang ba borrow, di ako naligo today eh?
ako: ok lang 1 year na rin naman yan di nalalabahan eh........

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Velle Bacolod

November 23, 2010 via mobile

Isang kasabihan:
Laging nasa huli ang.......matangkad.

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September 26, 2010 via mobile

nasa huli daw lagi ang pagsisi o sa kasabihan nga: walang sapatos na nasa unahan ang takong....ang sabi ko naman,meron - yung pinasadya.

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July 29, 2010

text exchange between father and daughter:

papa: pag-uwi mo bili mo ko memo pad for the authorization letter pagbili ng gamot ko.
ako: ok po, text nyo po ako ulit pag may papabili pa kayo.
papa: (mabilis ang reply) sneakers na size 7
ako: (naghintay ng f/up text na "joke lang", walang dumating) scratch, scratch =)

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Velle Bacolod

July 7, 2010

Sa isang dance session the other night, sa saliw ng tugtuging Tiktok ni Kesha.

Instructor: dapat habang nagpu-push yung kamay, may groove. Ganito lang o (sinample ang dance step)

participant: Kuya, di ko kaya.

Pag-groove, groove lang. 

Pag push ng kamay, push lang ng kamay. 

Pag pinagsabay ko na di na ako makakagalaw =(

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